I hate fingernails,
I'm pro-claw.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

Long fingernails on men is wronger than a vole in a nightie.
It's bad enough on women...
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

soo....I shouldn't show you how long my fingernails are then?
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

You could do, I'd just dismiss you offhand

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

Shan't.
Don't feel like it now.
/sniffs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

how would anybody live a normal life
with this ?
( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

and presumably you hate teeth because you're pro beak?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

I'm pro beak-with-teeth.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

mushroom.nosox.org/b3ta/gooseteeth.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

HONK HONK CHOMP CHOMP
i was actually looking for a better picture than that but couldn't find it
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)