I was down my local the other day
and a bloke turned up wearing a pair of slippers made out of Jodie Marsh's flap-leather.

She has them trimmed twice a year and sells the excess skin to Churches who make brogues out of them.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

I seen those.
They have a well hammered finish.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

i've signed up for your bash
i've never been to one of yours before
convince everyone i like to sign up too, please

aside from those who already have, natch.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Ah good.
It will be awesome. I've a little surprise for this one but I'm not telling.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

GASP!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

i've signed up but i just like adding my name to lists of names

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Fair dos,
but it might just be worth coming for this one. Oh yes.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

i've found people just moan at me these days at bashes and i wouldn't trust b3tans around my bivvy in a month of sundays

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

Bivvies are for poofs
All you need is a tarp and hammock
( M o D, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Any man who is protective of his bivvy
can never be moaned at.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)

i could use my jrc stealth, that never gets used these days anyway and if people were mean to i wouldn't cry as hard
but the last time i attended a bash some bird kicked off at me for being mean to her online, it was dull
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

Haha! Who was that?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

I heard that if you bring your bivvy to a bash, that some other clique are going to use non regulation knots to tie it up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Why do they moan at you?
Your bivvy might get some love if it was taken to a bash.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

if by that you mean someone might spunk on it, then yes

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)