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This is not the links page
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2463739/Dad-of-two-Bill-Turner-rides-to-pub-on-a-zebra.html
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
He's just painted a donkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
I'm now thinking of a donkey with loads of make up
dressed as a whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
That's the best description someone's ever said about me

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
A Hee-Whore?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
pfft!
i guess there is some merit to your endless joke attempts after all :p
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
A high class asscort.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
How's the toothagony today?
Any relief in sight? I recommend class A narcotics.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
BTW...
... How do you know what Jordans face looks like when she's on the shitter?
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
That's nothing
I ride two pelicans to work, each day. Like rollerskates.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
ZEBRAS DONT HAVE BRAINS?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
apparently not!
also, that 'jokey pub sign' is so inept
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
Where does it say they have no brains?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
near the bottom of the article. I am guessing what they mean is "they're thick so you cant train them"

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
Ahhh, I was being blind.
They are notoriously stubborn and bolshy, he's one of very few to break one in.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
THEY DONT HAVE BRAINS.
this makes them useful animals in zombie attacks.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

Bill said: "They say zebras are so hard to train because they don't have any brains and panic easily.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

zebras red top readers
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
OOOH, BURN

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
I would have thought that The Sun could use something better than MS Paint to resize the picture.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
I want one.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
Having a barbecue?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
no it's not this is the /bingo forum
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
Oh, bother.
I'm away having fun in another country that day.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
It's actually a balsa wood forum that has lost it's way,
nobody wants to discuss whittling techniques and dowelling anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
my favourite whittling technique is 'The Channel'
what's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
I favour 'The Scrape' as it leaves a nice finish.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
I was down my local the other day
and a bloke turned up wearing a pair of slippers made out of Jodie Marsh's flap-leather.

She has them trimmed twice a year and sells the excess skin to Churches who make brogues out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
I seen those.
They have a well hammered finish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
i've signed up for your bash
i've never been to one of yours before
convince everyone i like to sign up too, please

aside from those who already have, natch.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
Ah good.
It will be awesome. I've a little surprise for this one but I'm not telling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
GASP!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
i've signed up but i just like adding my name to lists of names

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
Fair dos,
but it might just be worth coming for this one. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
i've found people just moan at me these days at bashes and i wouldn't trust b3tans around my bivvy in a month of sundays

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
Bivvies are for poofs
All you need is a tarp and hammock
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
Any man who is protective of his bivvy
can never be moaned at.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
i could use my jrc stealth, that never gets used these days anyway and if people were mean to i wouldn't cry as hard
but the last time i attended a bash some bird kicked off at me for being mean to her online, it was dull
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
Haha! Who was that?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
I heard that if you bring your bivvy to a bash, that some other clique are going to use non regulation knots to tie it up.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
Why do they moan at you?
Your bivvy might get some love if it was taken to a bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
if by that you mean someone might spunk on it, then yes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
The Zebra cant be domesticated
this is a load of shit.

Why do you think you never see Maasai riding around on Zebra in Africa ?

I am shocked at such an August organ as the sun perpetuating lies such as this.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
I am not a student.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
GET A JOB.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
Sha na na na, sha na na na na

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
Graduand or dolescum?

(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
Lord Rothschild used to ride
a zebra drawn carriage around my home town.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)