I type in Donkey Gums into google images and it's just a collection of girls screaming

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

An image search for your name is odd
I get this
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

Pierced babies are the sign of unfit parents.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

It's not my child
I'm sorry, don't hit me
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

I was just being opinionated.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

Sorry! Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

its quite cute though.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

The baby is, yeah.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

you've got to let the pressure out,
otherwise they burst.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

I hate this too
Little turb0t is only 2 and half, and she has asked for her ears to be like mummy's ears, and we have told her that she can't have her ears pierced yet, and that she can when she is bigger.
She now points to mummy's ears and says "When I'm bigger".
( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

This is good parenting, here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

good work.
i think there are a lot of ways to be worse parents than pierced babies... but it certainly isnt a good sign.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

We saw a fat scummy mess of a woman in town yesterday who had one of those twin pushchairs,
with two of the most monstrous, fat, chavvy, pierced little shits you ever did see, and another one running around trashing a shop.
My description is quite basic, but it was a shining example of bad parenting.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

It disturbs me on occasion to see
kids who appear to be of primary school age being pushed around in push chairs.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

There's a lot of that goes on in Sheffield.
It's a bit saddening, really.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

JMG's mum is a prime example of bald parenting.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

So peircing babies on large spikes isn't all that bad?

( SuperMatt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

Kebabby

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

Referring to your winky as a 'large spike' is a tad ambitious.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

I got both mine done when I was 3 weeks old and had pearl earrings

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

I bet you had necklaces like Mr T has as well.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

And a mohawk

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

you lied, why did you do that? lying is wrong

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

fucking is
see
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

i can haz pololol minz now pls

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

No it isn't
( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

I did a search for yours and I got pictures of 12 bald tongues

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

show me

( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

lol JMG tongue

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

*turns off safe search*
*types in clagnut*
*Boiks*

i haven't actually tried this........yet
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)