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He keeps calling me not a wanker.
I might sue.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
Who's the not a wanker...
Who's the not a wanker...
Who's the not a wanker who is not raising someone else's child?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
Are you Peter Andre ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
I am not.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
OK
At least the kid you're raising isn't a fat blind retard then.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
Pfft.
Or equally as bad, that monstrosity of a girl they made.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
The one that looks as if someone kicked her face into shape ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
That's the one, yes.
It looks like her face is made from the top half of one person, and the bottom half of another.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

ais ear
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
Somebody sent me a horrendous joke about the split up of Katie and Peter

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
that Madonna wants first dibs on the blind nigger baby?
/got that text this morning
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
hmm, I was told that
Brad and Angelina wanted first dibbs before Madonna gets a chance
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
How can it be horrendous ?
It's not tragic as in "maddy" is it ? It's just a couple of self obsessed twats upsetting one another.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
I never described it as tragic.

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
IS IT ONE OF THE GAY PENGUINS?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
they're only rearing it
(insert gay joke here)
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
NO
IT IS BRAYNDEDD
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
brayndedd is a penguin?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
NO I AM NOT A PENGUIN.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
ARE YOU SURE

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
I'M PRETTY SURE HE IS

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
QUACK QUACK QUACK OH FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
HA. GOT YOU, PENGUIN-EARS

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
It's probably just a rock
they use rocks as fake eggs to make them look like a normal couple of penguins while they bum each others beaks off.

I wonder if gay penguins "flipper" each other ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
'bum each other's beaks off'
Ha, LOVE that.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)