I might get rid of my beard.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

attach it to the front of a bin lorry.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

NO.
I know about these things. trust me. NO.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

What??
No. You can't.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Summer innit?
Grow it again when winter comes round.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

nooooooooo
:O
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

:O

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Previously :|O)
That's the best beard I can do

or maybe :(O3
( magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

That second one has a bum chin like Peter Griffin

( magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

No, it's his evil twin brother with the moustache
Thaddeus Griffin
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

An above nose TASH!?!?!? COOL!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

That's a monobrow

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

that's just war-paint.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

: <- Eyes
( <- Tasche
O <- Mouth
3 <- Beard
( magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

I heard you can send them to chemotherapy charities

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)