So THAT's what happened to [insert female b3tan of your choice]
kotaku.com/5278452/plus+sized-fat-princess-e3-trailer
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

kotaku is what i read when i'm not here
stop bringing them together!

also, that game looks pretty fun
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

I used to enjoy Kotaku, but recently I've not been such a big fan of it
Now I prefer to get my gaming news from Rock Paper Shotgun. Just because it's PC oriented and I'm a PC gamer.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

i game on everything but pc so kotaku suits me fine

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

That's fair do's really, just the loads of console stuff isn't aimed at me so I've drifed way from Kotaku's shores

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

That's in my bookmarks, but it's a little _too_ focused on PC Gaming though.
Kirren is great though, always has been in PC Gamer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

I prefer John Walker
I have such a man-crush on John Walker
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

I can't wait for Project Natal

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

So you can control games with your wang?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

You get to control games with DG's wang?
Kick ass awesome
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Nintendo DGiiiii

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

JEDI KNIGHTS III: SCHLONGS OF THE REPUBLIC

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

BROOM-ON BLAST

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

I'm going to crotch thrust my sensei to death

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Broom Blox

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

hahaha!
YOU made a VIDEO GAME joke??!?!?!?1/!?!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

OMG I NO

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

SHIKNOBI

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

they've out nintendo'd nintendo
i'm EXCITED
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Nintendo acted all nonshalant
Which means they are laying bricks
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

i don't think they are. they're flying pretty high at the moment

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

There was nothing at E3 that I saw, that made me think 'wow'.
The reviews on the Palm Pré have got me thinking twice about the new iPhone though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

the sony motion sensor thing looked pretty good too
might need a redesign on shape of the controllers though
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

it's in development still

RIGHT i'm off now. bye internet!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

That looks so awesome, they've managed to go one-better than Minoraty Report, except in real life.
That thing with the kid is a bit wrong though, if you accidently leave it on while having a wank, does the police show up on your doorstep?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

Nah, the kid will just motion track your movement and start nodding furiously.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

ohemehehehesoihscohehehehehe

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

EXCITEMENT BIGGER THAN WORDS

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

I might get rid of my beard.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

attach it to the front of a bin lorry.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

NO.
I know about these things. trust me. NO.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

What??
No. You can't.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Summer innit?
Grow it again when winter comes round.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

nooooooooo
:O
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

:O

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Previously :|O)
That's the best beard I can do

or maybe :(O3
( magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

That second one has a bum chin like Peter Griffin

( magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

No, it's his evil twin brother with the moustache
Thaddeus Griffin
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

An above nose TASH!?!?!? COOL!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

That's a monobrow

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

that's just war-paint.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

: <- Eyes
( <- Tasche
O <- Mouth
3 <- Beard
( magnum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

I heard you can send them to chemotherapy charities

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)