Big Brother
Soz to roll up here all pissed an that but C4 BIG BRO's jus started!

Will you lot be watching it. Please be kind B3ta learner!
(Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Uh oh...

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

We're In Trouble,

( CowJam, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Something's Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble

( CowJam, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Oh you fucking cunt.
I'll have that stuck in my head for days now.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!

( CowJam, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

i would but i'm not near my tv
reply to all my posts with updates on it, thanks
( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

I am
I don't know why. I hate both the girls so far though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

alright kavnaspace

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Oh dear.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Go away.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Marry me!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Actually, I'm going down the shop.
Hopefully you will have fucked off by the time I get back.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

I knew there was something I was to be voting for.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

i'm stopping up to watch them sleep on the live stream

( scott,, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

in which case, you just stalled at a roundabout

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

One of the best things about an all-male workplace is that Big Fucking Brother is the one true taboo subject in the canteen.
And no, I won't be watching it. As I don't have a TV, and thus don't pay a license fee, not a single penny of my money will be spent on it. Or Doctor Who.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Why would your license fee pay for something on channel 4?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Good point, but I'm not taking any chances.
Also: did I leave my copy of Pluramon's "Render Bandits" round your gaff last time I was there (Christmas '07)? I've not seen it since then, and that was the last place I saw it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

OMG BIG BRO WUT
DATS AMAZIN BRUV WELL COOL
( Bats, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

No. I won't be watching it.

(starwars mcguinness is now... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

We just get rid of the fucking football.........

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

no
and i think it's time to delete brayndedd and cr3 off my contacts list, seeing as i only have them on msn cos we were clearing out spammers, and i'm pretty sure i've been deleted off their contact lists
( weaver., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

:(

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

*pats head*
*kicks out of door*
( weaver., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

great first post

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

no
it's utter shit
I'd rather watch my neighbours with a pair of binoculars
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

"These binoculars are pretty great, eh John?"
"I know, Margaret. Smashing."
"Why is our neighbour Steve looking through our window?"
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

A major flaw in the human character
is that everybody wants to build things, and nobody wants to do maintenance.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)