It's not my fault if all the good actors choose to star
in things I couldn't give a flying fuck about. I mean, did he ever even think to ask me if I might like hime to do something else?
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:22, archived)

he's also an accomplished Shakespearean actor
and he did very well on Top Gear too ;)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:23, archived)

on in
Top leather
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:25, archived)

Tell him how much you enjoyed his portayal of Othello,
and his one man version of Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf. It'll probably make a nice change from "make it so".

Oh, and it's your own fault for not liking Star Trek - every man in the entire world likes Star Trek.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:25, archived)

But if you said that to him
he might try and bum you.

Up the hairy man bum with his big, bald sweaty sci fi willy.

That probably goes "SWOOOSH" when it erects like the doors on the Enterprise.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:28, archived)

I wish mine did that.
No, really, I do.

"Make it so!"
*swoosh!*
"Launch photon torpedo!"
*bums*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:31, archived)

I wish mine
made a noise like a TIE fighter when it spluffed.

I think that would be great.

And it would echo if you were bumming someone with a big, baggy bumhole.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)

At least that would drown out
the sobs of frightened children.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)

please don't make me giggle
when I'm in this much pain
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)

*tickles*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)

don't touch my skin!!
it hurts all over :'(

I'm going back to bed for a bit, I'm feeling really crap again
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:35, archived)

When I first got my laser spirit level,
I was tempted to stick it on my head, and walk around the house, proclaiming to be Locutis of Borg. If I'd married a more geeky woman, I'd have probably had sex with her, repeatedly announcing that "resistance is futile."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:36, archived)

I'd rather get to meet Michael Gambon.
At least he doesn't have the geek factor.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:29, archived)

I walked past Michael Gambon in the street, once.
I wanted to say hello, but he looked very fierce (he and his assistant were bickering about feeding the parking meter), so I left him alone. No one else in the group I was in had any idea who he was - bloody philistines!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)