If you're fat
it gets all buried and therefore shorter.

Aprt from that, I tell you they're all pretty much the same.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

I am heartened by this news

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

Hmmm
Jenna Jameson said differently in an interview, and im not sure who to believe ;P
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

I've had her
she was shit
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

She was less than kind about you as well
I think the phrase "cock like a mouses tongue" was mentioned.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)

I am glad to suffer that insult
in the name of collecting a fucking good euphamism for a small winky
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

My current favourite
is "Hung like a Japanese Mouse".
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)

Pfft!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

How would you know what
they are all like?

...oh yeah... sorry... carry on...
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

this would be true
apart from the fact that it's false
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

The phrase
'pretty much' is a bit of a caveat ;)
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

It's what you do with it that counts, surely?
Or was training mine to dane the macarena, a total waste of effort?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

"Dane" the macarena ?
Is this some sort of gay Shakespearian reference in an effort to get us all thinking you're clever and worldly ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

Er,
um, *shuffles feet* er, yes, yes, that's it, it can quote lines from Hamlet and dance at the same time.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)