Someone has sent me an irritating
Dingbat style spreadsheet-quiz.
I nearly finished it and then got stuck.
Any ideas for this one?:

T O   C H
    U

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

You are out of touch.

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

I think that's a little harsh...
He's trying his best
( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

sounds
correct
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

Yes.
It was this.
Thank you.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

Niet problemski, comrade.
Post the others, peas? I want a go.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

I've sent you it in an email,
as I can't be bothered to type them out.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

Fankoo.

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

Sooooooookay.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)

So you'll get in trouble if I reply to your work email,
but not if you post on b3ta?

Odd workplace.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

Where is the "are" in it though
if that makes sense, otherwise I agree.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

Actually it should be
You is out of touch, aieee.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

innit

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

You are out of time.
(or whatever the next line in that song was)
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

You're out of touuch
I go out of my head when you're not a-rouuund

(or however it goes)
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

Mind the piss!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

*slips*
*lands heavily on back*
*gets concussion*

I actually did this when I was younger, although not with piss. I slipped over on a large quantity of spilt orange juice in the supermarket and managed to fall with such force that I got a concussion.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

Soft lad!
I assume that you are now living fat off the compensation payout?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

"Dingbat style"?
I'm afraid I don't understand.

However, it would seem that he or she wants to touch you down below.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)

Haha
I thought that.

Roy Walker would have a fit.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

It's close. But it's not right.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

Catchfreeze, then.
Same difference.

Any ideas on the final one?
It's a square with the word 'JUST' written inside the bottom right hand corner.
The corners are rounded ones, and the writting is rounded too, but I don't know if this is significant or not.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

just round the corner

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

Probably this.
Is JUST written at an angle so it goes around the corner?
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

YES!
It was 'just around the corner' to be precise.
Thank you!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

Something about a rounded bottom
and 'just right' I expect.

Mmmmmmm, bottoms :)
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

Shitshitshit... I know this one...




Ah!.. 'Every Loser Wins' by Nick Berry?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

Say what you see.
'A smug Irish cunt!'
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

Dingbats were puzzles in newspapers
a bit like Catchphrase puzzles, but usually with words not pictures, and occasionally actually requiring some puzzling out.
There was a Trivial Pursuit-like board game at one point too.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

Oh, right.
Sounds awful.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

Tis.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)