Sod that
All the obvious stuff (the MUF, the family, blah blah), obviously, but the things I really appreciate in my life are;

1. My big coffee mug in the office
2. Bed socks
3. Wotsits
4. Toothbrushes
5. Headphones
6. My cagoule.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

bed socks??
and a million cats
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

And being found face down in your kitchen at 64
Being eaten by the cats
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

I am quite
clearly already living without cats. They are OK, but Gin provides a perfectly acceptable old-age-filling substitute :D
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

bed socks
are a mad old woman thing

though my sister wears them too
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

Or lifelong
smokers who have bad circulation and cold bedrooms and no toasty warm husbands, actually.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)

MUF?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

Muff.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

That
I could understand. Never underestimate the importance of genital insulation.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)

Modern
Urban Family. I love my MUF.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

thats really really gay

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Just for once,
I'm with you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

What is this strange feeling?
Could it be... solidarity with Mykey?

*seeks help*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

theflatmate's
metro.. What can I do?
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

Strap explosives to your waist,
and give him a hug?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

I once
sat through a three hour Bollywood film of which that very scene was the ending. I felt cheated. And very very tired.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

Your fucking cagoule?!
Jesus Christ.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

You realise that there are women out there who would class their prize posession
as their little pink thong. its not too late my friend
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

*sobs*

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

Prize possession?
That implies they can't afford a steady stream of new ones really doesn't it.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

She lives in Scotchland.
It rains a lot.

It wouldn't be in my top six but it's pretty important, nonetheless.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

My hair
doesn't like rain but Edinburgh doesn't like umbrellas.

And I don't like getting rained on.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

you could set up
a small but stylish tent on your shoulders
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

Real men just get wet ffs
I didn't buy a coat until December last year and I was walking round at 0C in a t-shirt and even then I only did it because I was off to Venice.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

You moaned
like a girl when you got wet riding round Scotland though ;P
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

Ha.
I sat for 10 hours in the lashing freezing rain being buffeted by the wind, I didn't just get a little damp wandering around shopping! I couldn't feel my fingers and toes dammit!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

wet pneumonia
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

So you're saying that Dekazer is not a real man because she wears a cagoule?


You're not helping your 'I'm Straight!' campaign much, are you?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)