or you could just
throw yourself off the roof and break your spine
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

hahaha
this
(Experiment 626, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

Or I could take my
top off for attention, and be like you.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

Oooh
the battle is joined.

But you are pre-pubescent and Welsh so I know where my support is going
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

JV's Boobs ?
If you get tired......
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

i'm reminded of the
story of atlas...
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

Or that one out of Goonies
Near the end..
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:46, archived)

That's your mum
that is.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

I'm going to tell
her you said that. Then I shall set her on you.

Last man who pissed me off she called a pudding, in her sternest tone of voice. Mad bint.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

Says the Radio 4 listening,
cagoule hoarding one.

I think I may regret sending you my new address.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

Haha
She's lovely, and pretty hot, if I do say so myself :D

Think that's been up long enough now ;)
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

Very nice :)
I shall now spend the rest of the day photoshopping her face onto hardcore porn.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)

So long
as I never have to see that, ever.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:02, archived)

And then you'll flickr it to the usual place
I assume?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

Of course :)
Bring the economy jar of vaseline intensive care
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:05, archived)

That sounds like treatment
for people who've wanked themselves into a coma...



(note single m in coma.)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

HAHAHAHA!
I would! Phwoar! Woof woof! Et cetera.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)

your mum's fab
I want to buy her a VW Campervan
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

tits, personality and a sense of humour
vs. lippy Tory boy. Tough call.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

and if he wasn't pre-pubescent and Welsh
you'd have to think about it? :P
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:46, archived)

I'd have to make sure I was being fair and not just cliquey
but with those 2 handicaps of his I am fairly happy I made the right choice :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:50, archived)

2 handicaps ?
Like a deafy and a spacker ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)

1) pre-pubescent
2) Welsh


Do keep up
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:55, archived)