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that offends those of us who play World of Warcraft
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
The view is also offensive on the other side.
How's a 18 stone man going to be able to knock a cross-field pass whilst sat and wedged into a creaking office chair, ramming a third helping of Chips into his mouth?
Whilst nursing a semi for some elf in a skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
*Click*

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
Thorsten Engelmann
Weighs 17.5 stone
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
But I'm sure he doesn't play WoW

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
maybe not,
but he can get upset about points and goal averages and relegations and whatnot.
That's what I don't get. I can understand someone enjoying watching a good game, and playing one even more so. But these people with heads full of statistics...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
How will a brain-damaged defender ever learn how to add up to calculate weapon bonuses?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
They'll use wowhead
like all the other muppets that have trouble pressing a button during a raid
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
hehe
I use it to look at the Legendaries I'll never own :P
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
Get yourself in a good raiding guild
It will only take around 40 hours a week, plus 20 hours grinding time for the next few months
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
40? HOURS?? A??? WEEK????
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
Nope, that's what the hardcore raiders do

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
CALLING JAMMY AND AMOROUS BADGER, REQUESTING URGENT BACK-UP ON THE NERD BASHING FRONT.
THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH AMMUNITION TO HANDLE ON MY OWN.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
Tell me about it
It gets bad when you go to see a friend and all you can hear is AOE attacks all evening. It's worse when you know what those attacks are because you used to play the game yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
I'm in a raiding group as a casual member
which is nice as I can see end-game stuff without having to grind for hours a week or get stressed about progress, just turn up and have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
There's probably a website out there that'd do it for him.
But before you hit "calculate" you have to snort and nudge your spectacles back up to the bridge of your nose. OR IT WON'T WORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
I make programming-based jokes before EVERY hit.
And snort at those who don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
I bet kobold/COBOL jokes *never* get old.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
oh no you didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)