bah
that's far too big to look at
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)

I think you'll find
thats what she sai.... Nah
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)

That's what my last girlfriend said



_{may not contain 100% truth}
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)

Was she talking about your arse
or your moobs?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

I'll have you know that my arse is quite pert.
well, relatively speaking.

Compared to say, something very large.

*stands next to Mykey to appear thin*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

You know, if your deathwish were any stronger
I'd expect you to have a livejournal
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)

Rofl!
best laugh of the day - ta :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

it beat the one about the
bahwoons?

that was my favourite*

*though that was funny.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

This free sperm your username speaks of
is it the sailors jizz that's leaking out your arse ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)