what boring shit question can you ask b3ta tonight?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

should I have a cup of tea?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

yes

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

no

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

yes

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Yes.
I think I will have one too.
( FoldsFive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

yes

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

ψ_answer(ω, t) = c₀ψ_yes(ω, t) + c₁ψ_no(ω, t)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

I'll wanswer = cowyes + ciwno you in a minute young lady

( moohalaa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Co = 0, C1 = 1.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Yes.
Be like me and have it with a scone and jam.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

we don't have any scones

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Do you have shops?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

the co-op shuts at 8
and I'm not even dressed.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Do you have flour, butter and sugar?
How far away is the co-op? Do you have clothes?

There's a solution to this problem, I just know it.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

it's further away than I could walk in minus 27 minutes.
we have flour and sugar, don't know about butter, we might only have margarine. I've never made scones before either and wouldn't know where to start, and in any case it's quite a length to go to especially since I don't really like scones that much.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

Just in case you find some butter and change your mind.
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/scones_1285.shtml
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

oh it's not self-raising flour
but thanks anyway.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Add some baking powder.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

don't know if we've got any of that either

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

Have you tried ringing all your neighbours' door bells to see if you can borrow a full ingredient list.
Let us know how you get on.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

what about a local scone take-away?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Tesco delivery.
Don't think it is that quick though.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

no,
probably not at this time of night either.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

there's a Chinese,
do the Chinese eat scones?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

A cake-away.

( Comma, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

haha

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Brilliant :D

( Druid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

I quite like this pepsi raw

( moohalaa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

Eh, I prefer it boiled. Or poached.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

Ey prefer it beyled with a gless of wheyne

( moohalaa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

What is it?

( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi_Raw
( moohalaa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

I may have to go shopping tomorrow to try this
This could be the revolution the fizzy pop world needed. This could kick start the world economy.
( magnum, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Anyone watching the cricket?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

Thought I'd get this in there before anyone else did.
I'm shit, I geddit.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

Does anybody know why baldmonkey left?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

I polished my table and now my mouse glides with precision.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

Is MSN down for anyone else?
/old-school
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

no

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

i think asking if gmail is down is the new asking if MSN is down

( well, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

what boring shit question can you ask b3ta tonight?

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

should I do my hair straight or curly tonight?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Wavy

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

wavy is so rubbish, bff
it's impossible to pull off unless you're a fucking professional
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

Top hair or tail hair?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

toe hair

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Bubble perm and bondai beach highlights.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)