Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
probably the best film ever.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Is that the one with John "Please get off my telly" Barrowman in it ?

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Yes it is.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

I dunno
it's hard to beat the stock footage charm of shark attack 1
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

yeah, SA1 has charm SA2 is hilariously funny when they're in front of a LCD tv trying to pretend it's a screen to a aquarium
but SA3s shark size and lack of continuity in shark size makes it brilliant

also it involves 5 minutes worth of the funniest death scenes committed to film
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

That does sound quite rad.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

it's amazing
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Has anyone seen Megashark vs Giant Octopus?
(Or whatever it's called)
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Yes, it's on megavideo
and it is truly diabolical.
I can't put into words just how bad a film it is.
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Debbie Gibson couldn't act her way out of a paper bag
But for an older woman she is still quite fit.
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I thought it looked like shite
But then I saw the shark attacking a plane and thought 'hmmmmmmm'
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Oh it is
but to truly appreciate just how bad, one must see it.
( M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

What we really need
is a shark attacking a man on a rope ladder that is dangling from a helicopter.
( turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

I would love to see a picture of something like that
A shame such picture does not exist.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)