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Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.
Hello, /snipe, you lovely creatures.

What's your favourite shit film? Mine's either Shock 'em Dead or One Armed Boxer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
If people buy new copies of deceased author's books
who benefits? Is it the author's family?

Edit: Sorry, question. Err, I don't know what people would class as shit. I love Labyrinth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
ME
in a perfect world. Probably the family a tiny bit, and the publishers a big bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
Wowwie, I need to go to work
and try and convince them to let me do my shift an hour early so I can go home an hour early so I can catch a train. This makes me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
Don't ask, explain that it's what you're going to do.
That's what I do, and it always works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
How's that work?
I'd be far too tempted to include a "If that's okay" at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
'Hi Manager Name, I've got to do this so I'll be leaving at 4. Cheers!'

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
It doesn't work in a supermarket.
They control everything down to your fingernails.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Bah.
Cry, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
I'm going to :D
I wish I worked in an office, life is so much easier in offices. You know, with water coolers and lifts and coffee breaks whenever you feel like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
See also: unpaid overtime as standard
autocracy
fucking CLIENTS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
And blouses and pencil skirts
and comfy swivel chairs and computers with internet access all day and even spreadsheets and databases. Time to look for a course to improve my skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
Customer Service NVQs are fucking easy.
I'd go with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
By the way, I think I've stolen your term manwife.
I love it.

Back to the point, my partner did an NVQ. He did the basic coursework in four hours - I think I need something more challenging.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
It was just a means to an end for me, I needed it to get a team leader position
which was horrid, anyway.

Manwife is a good term and Tarquin can fuck off if he doesn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
CHEERLEADER MASSACRE

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
Oooh, that sounds good.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
it's a masterwork
the director was also responsible for the 'bare wench project' series of films. not seen any of them but my favourite title is 'bare wench 2: scared topless'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
The Erotic Witch Project is good
if by good you mean terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Man in gorilla suit!
Lesbians!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
yeah, right
You've not seen 'em.

*coughsbullshitcoughs*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
i haven't! i'd very much like to though
but all the jim wynorski stuff is hard to track down
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
The wedding singer.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
I adore that film.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
Top film.
Morning dollface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
Hello gorgeous.
Ready to take on the world?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
:D It's FRIDAY!
How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Really good
I had a banoffee pudding for breakfast. FAAAAT.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
nah, that's practically fruit
although bananas are rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
I really wanted to hate that film because I can't stand Adam Sandler, but it's really good.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
How can you say that?
Adam Sandler is good.
Although i think the worst film is Anger Management, and by "worse" what I mean is it winds me something bad, because he keeps getting into trouble for stuff that he framed for by Jack N, and its not fucking fair.
"Strange wildreness" was shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
Love Stinks
"One more outburst from you sir, and I shall strangle you with my microphone chord"
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
and Space Jam

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
"This stuff will make you god damn sexual tyrannosaurus"
Starship Troopers, amazingly shit but excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
Never seen it!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
That quote is from Predator?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
It was the next line after "a bunch of slack jawed faggots round here"
In wow's original post
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
It's his chewing tobacco he's talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
this, like some many things, brings to mind dinosaur comics
www.qwantz.com/archive/000746.html
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
haha
That's Class
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
they're all brilliant
if it was possible to fancy a webcomic, i'd fancy that one
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
oh yes

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
I hate that film
along with Independence Day. Both utter shite!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
Blood Feast is pretty terrible.
It has some of the worst acting committed to film in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
It's got a shit name, that bodes well.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
Cyborg Cop
£3 for 2 films one DVD brought from the Post office of all places. Trailer
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
Ooooh

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
It has the best one liner from a big boss baddy ever.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
Bad Taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
WIN. End of discussion.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)
The bit where he doesn't know if it's his brains or a seagulls, but he stuffs it back in his gaping head wound is genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
Brilliant film.
Scared the crap out of my little brother when we watched it years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
It's just wrong on so many levels.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
It's surprising he went on to make lord of the rings.
He should revisit horror.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Excellent. As is Brain Dead.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
Yeah, the Astro Investigation and Defence Service!

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
I was trying to think of the name of that
Any film where the Hero's name is Lionel gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Trancers

(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
What's it about?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
a time travelling cop who comes back to find these Trancers... it also stars a pre-nose-job Helen Hunt...
he had a watch that could slow time down...

as a kid i thoroughly loved it
(likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Woooow

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
return of the bacon monster
part 2
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
All the films I like are brilliant films
Simply because I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
But to actually answer your question, I enjoyed that Hitman film
It was shit, but there was shooting and stuff and I wasn't expecting anything exactly Oscar-worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
You might enjoy "Wanted"
that is much the same. I like the bit where he shoots the guy in the limo fitted with bullet proof glass.

I'm sooorrryyy.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
I really liked Wanted too
It was shite, utter shite. But BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM and someone gets hit in the face with a keyboard. Good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
First time i saw that, I thought it was impossible
"FUCK YOU" requires 2 X U, you cant have those keys fall off from the keyboard, and I had to rewind and watch it back in slo-mo. The last U was the guys molar including its full root.

You're the man.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
Krull...
.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
Or...
... Re-Animator. I love Jeffrey Combs.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
Or...
... Dracula, Prince of Darkness. I especially like the 'instant vampire' scene.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
you do realise
you're talking to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
More...
... bad form by me. I'm a bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
Oooo I haven't seen that in a while
Lysette Anthony in that almost see through white dress...
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
Ferris Buellers Day Off

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
Misfits of Science.
Or the awful yet fascinating Justice League film.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Justice League. I'm SURE my comic dealer lent that to us.
Is it JLA or is it a different league of justice?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
They made one in the 90's, live action
Truly awful. But ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
A film?
I saw a pilot episode once, that was woeful
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
Ah yeah, it was a tv pilot

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
probably the best film ever.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Is that the one with John "Please get off my telly" Barrowman in it ?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Yes it is.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
I dunno
it's hard to beat the stock footage charm of shark attack 1
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
yeah, SA1 has charm SA2 is hilariously funny when they're in front of a LCD tv trying to pretend it's a screen to a aquarium
but SA3s shark size and lack of continuity in shark size makes it brilliant

also it involves 5 minutes worth of the funniest death scenes committed to film
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
That does sound quite rad.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

it's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
Has anyone seen Megashark vs Giant Octopus?
(Or whatever it's called)
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
Yes, it's on megavideo
and it is truly diabolical.
I can't put into words just how bad a film it is.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
Debbie Gibson couldn't act her way out of a paper bag
But for an older woman she is still quite fit.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
I thought it looked like shite
But then I saw the shark attacking a plane and thought 'hmmmmmmm'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
Oh it is
but to truly appreciate just how bad, one must see it.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
What we really need
is a shark attacking a man on a rope ladder that is dangling from a helicopter.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
I would love to see a picture of something like that
A shame such picture does not exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
ALSO:
Kids in the hall: Brain candy.


"It's made from Monkey cum you know..."
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Oooooooooooooh

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
Tis a great film.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
There are so many I can't choose
I like a lot of shit cheesy films
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
Shrooms
cos it's even shitter than films you know are shit but you still watch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
Christ, it was POOR.
That dark haired chap was quite sexy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
Oh fucking hell.
I tried to watch that the other week and had to switch it off. It was truly diabolical.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Golden Ninja Warrior
This film is shit but not in a good way. Watch the trailer it makes it look brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
Saved for later.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
Footloose

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
Ace film.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
Drop Dead Fred
and Baseketball
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
I love Baseketball.
I made the wife do the happy dance last night, he was sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
did he then get pelted with eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
they're both good films!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
Willow

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
Willow's not shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
Lots of people say it is
But I love it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
Zombie Strippers was pretty shit.
And actually I didn't enjoy it whatsoever.

Oooh, Jolly Roger The Zombie Pirate. That's ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
Oh my
two films I MUST see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
Xanadu
love it.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
Runaway
Tom Selleck in the future specializing in malfunctioning robots
www.imdb.com/title/tt0088024/
Loved it as a kid, wonder how it holds up now...
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
YES
Motherflippin' Gene Simmons!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
Death Race 2000

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
in my darkest days,
i had to sell that to buy food
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
..and you sold it to me!
And I still haven't watched it :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
This shoudl be rectified
Death Race 2000 is a brilliant film
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
Oh no, I've seen it before.
Just haven't watched the DVD I got from Paul.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)