Where's your tool?

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

Halfway up a crevice in my dishwasher.
She was begging for it.
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

at the pub

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

I has a ukulele
*strums*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

I is trying to learn the recorder.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

ocarinas are easier

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

I have no idea what one of those is.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

It's like a round recorder (so it looks less phallic too)
www.magictails.com/abydos/images/mid-east/wind/large/ocarina_bassd.jpg
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Im trying to learn it as its the nearest to an easy 17th century instrument I can findt.
/sad re-enactor.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

And more powerful, apparently.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

If you've got more lung power than an 8 year old child, expect lots of horrible squeaking.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

in my handbag

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

oh you utter bastard, today of all days you bring that up

( mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

in my toolbag obvously

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

I keep it in a box.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

what fackin' tool?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

This facking tool!

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Yay!
2737 Carling sir
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

in my
cd player, Lateratus by the sounds of it
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

have you got Ticks & Leeches?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

*checks*
crabs

Edit: no I haven't its thingy. The grudge, thats the one
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

lol or something, probably

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Dont freak out old fruit.
Its ok.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

In the shower.
or something.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

If you're talking about the pseudo-prog stoner bait, somewhere very, very far away.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

I have no idea what that means.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

this pile of Grade A wankery
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Im not very cool.
I dont know much music
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

I've sent him shopping for cake!

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

A nice farmhouse?

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)