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all those cabbies hired as drivers for the olympic visitors
our unoffical ambassadors to other nations

so mate, why did (insert small nation here) bother entering? the bloody yanks are going to win everything
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
Except
the shooting, they get disqualified for missing the target and hitting other competitors.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
except the Italians
as they didn't slow down enough
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
They
always win the running backwards race though.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)
They'd also win the competition for good-looking women on motorbikes
if such a compo existed.

I've just come back from holiday in Sorrento (nr. Naples) so I've seen a lot of them!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)
My grandad was at Arnhem (on the Allied side, driving a tank)
and got shelled by the Yanks.
He doesn't like them much!

Also, look at Vietnam: 10 years of fucking around and neither side won in the end. Shows how good they are without our help.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
"So, do you reckon the darkies'll win the 10,000 metres again?"

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
If the
white competitors are coppers, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
What show was that from again?
"Being a policeman is just like being an Olympic athlete, except you beat the darkies"

Or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
bnp party
political broadcast or Up the Elephant and Round the Castle.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)
Up the Elephant and Round the Castle
That was Davidson, wasn't it? I can't remember much about it, except that it was shockingly bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)
yup

(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)