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BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Tic, tic, tic, tic BOOM!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Evening Gilgyplops
hows your pants?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
My knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
i'll have to check that and the contents
, i feel sick now, damn vodkacunt and webclam
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
that was one of those times when I just stared at /talk in mute horror, not quite believing the events that were unfolding before my eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
I started laughing uproarously at the world "unfolding"
possibly at the connotation that foreplay with vodkacoke would be like prying open the two sections of a mayonaise-slathered kebab that you bought when you were very very drunk, to check that the contents were 100% completely cleared by WHO before you put your face near it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Oh fucking hell :(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
I'm so aroused right now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
more importantly
was the mayonnaise chilled first or did he slip a few cubes up there? you need a certain amount of warmth and ice isn't there for the chill factor; it's there as a slow-release dilutant.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
i fucking love ricks rant towards the end
gold
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
Good times.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
this needs a repost
grim
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
she;'s got a weird mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
No it fucking doesn't:(((

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Oh :(
No no no
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
im just sharing the fucking wealth here

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
I'll have to check this statement for truth.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
like what you see?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
Brace yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
When she says "Want to Play?"
I get images of that DungeonMaster game you could get where some dude who looked like Hellraiser gave you instructions from the TV whilst you played the accompanying board game.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
what are podka dots?

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
There goes another monocle...

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
DONT WANT NO SHORT DICK MAN

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)