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The last of the stock of carpets that Rose wants, that I won't even put up, they'll stay in my cupboard and rot.
A better drumkit than Matt's, that I'll only get out when other people have hangovers.
The entire landmass of spain, and close up the boarders.
A breast reduction for... actually, I can use that one myself.

An a packet of Kettle Crips.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
i'd kill a man for some carpet

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
Hungry, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
for a lovely lovely thick white knotted shag pile oh yes

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
Woooh now girl, that's a bit harsh
Carefull what you say 'round these parts, someone might take you up on that offer.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
i'm crossing all my bits.
a lovely plush multi-level loop pile lovely lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
Almost worth getting a small job on saturdays for the staff discount at Carpet Something-or-other.
That one near the Old Orlines on the A10.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
or i could ask dad

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
You've missed out the social implimentations of working in such a place.
LOADS of desprate under-achievers, there has to be at least one hotty there.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
yer one, ME
fuck that, i'll keep saving
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
Hah.
walk in there, go up to the spotty person who's on their "Fast track graduate" scheme, and whisper in his ear "I'll trade you my rug for this lovely carpet.".

Gaurntied next day delivery then.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
Fuck you getting a better drum kit that me

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
What's the differance between a drummer and a drum kit?
You only have to beat it into the drum kit once.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
you mean drum machine

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
DONE IT WRONG.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
i wanted to go to london today but there are engineering works gonz, i am sad about this, imagine that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
What line are you on Big M?
You should have b4sh0rz last night, a Tru Playah and PUA like yourself could have totally gotten that junk in your trunk checked out.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
i was busy staying in last night G, and i'm overground man, i wanted to go hamleys, check out the new phat toys and shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
Ahh, I'm not the greatest fan of them, I get confused where everything is going.
Picadilly line, it goes up, it goes down, then it loops a bit... but it's almost always a straight line, at least up my end it is.

Northern Line gets me too sometimes.

As much as I like to support independant local buisnesses like Harrods, it is a tourest tax. Go their to check it all out then Kelkoo it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
kids tho paul
you can't take them to a toy shop and then walk out empty handed. that's being a teasing mean cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
Give them a fiver to take to Sega World (or whatever that's called these days) instead.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
i used to
and it didn't do me any harm. used to have to eat coal too etc.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
shorten your name, you prick

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
yeah', ok, let's see how that one works out.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
This is getting a click just for the last sentence...
Those darned Kettle Crips... Couldn't fight their way out of a crisp packet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)