GAHHH none of the games on Kongregate will load
I've cleared my cache, updated Flash player and it's still not working.

Now what?
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

Step out into the glorious sun!

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

It's 10.52 at night
I think I will go to bed
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

No it's not, you filthy timewrong.
It's 11:54. AND. NOTHING. ELSE.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

How is down there anyway?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

Miniclip?
And don't talk to me about kongregate, they nicked a banner I made to advertise some shit on their site. No credit. Fuckers.
( magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Actually
Kongregate are fine. Good guys, no beef with them.

Kontraband though, grrrrr
( magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

Websites like this
Do they just search the net, looking for things to steal?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

Make a cup of tea and read a book.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Make a cup of book and read a tea.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Book a make and read a tea of cup.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

Make of a book tea a read and cup

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

Leave a trail of peanuts around the house and pretend you're pacman
Alternatively make a cup of read and book a tea
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

oh oh, I watched a Look Around You clip on links
and I get your username now!!!

I have been puzzling over it for years!
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

Then you should have asked before!
Tsk tsk...
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

Thants

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)

Thanks hanks.
The whole series was building up to that.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

Birds.
What are they?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

suicide is the only option.

( MrA, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

What about cake?
Suicide or cake?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Suicide by cake?
Genocide by chocolate?
( nick the greek, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

Chocolate covered sponge topped with hazelnut and cyanide.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

buy horror films of amazon
i just bought 150 for less tha 30 squids.. i can't wait
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Are these the sorts of horror films I would find
on late night sci-fi and zone horror. Because if so, I'm in.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

I might be staying another week, YAY.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Try using a different browser

( broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

get steam and download l4d then gaz me

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)