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life
is the name of the game

and I wanna play the game with you
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
I'm not going back 'til the 21st, YAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
I'm going home on either the 19th or the 22nd. YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
You want to play life with me? I do hope it's the sort of life where we never have to speak, meet or touch each other in any way

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
I don't wanna play anymore
/emo
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The only game you play is "spunk the biscuit".

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
Soggy biscuit, 'round these parts.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
Not that I've ever played it or anything.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
Shut up, Maffers.
Shut up with all your questions.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
"spunk the biscuit" does fit quite nicely into "rock the casbah" though

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
Im listening to that RIGHT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
No thanks.
Jenga?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
Maybe so but you've lost most of the pieces and the dog keeps walking over the board :(

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
I'd forgotten that dogs did that
When I used to play boards games with my brother, we'd have to take turns of shoving the dog away.
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and then stands there between you
looking incredibly pleased with itself

there ought to be more board games designed for dogs to play. i reckon they could master hungry hippos, given that mine can work a pedal bin
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
My cats stand in front of the book I'm reading
when they want attention.
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Giant dogs destroying hotels during monopoly was the inevitable end to our weekly game at grandma's

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
the dogs used to come crashing through
when there was nothing but houses all over the Monopoly board.
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why do you let the dog go on the table?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
well,
imagined he played on the floor. Like I used to with my brother.
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Indeed
Today is Suicide Sunday en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_Week, and I am still sober :( But BBQ later, yays!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
Hello SickRik
How are you SickRik?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
Are you not responding to any replies to your post, SickRik?
That is unusual, SickRik. You're normally so sociable, SickRik. You fucking orange freak.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
pfft

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Oh, ok then, fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)