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I have too much cake.
What should I do?

I also have too many burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
Have your cake
and eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
Have your burgers
and eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
I'm trying but I don't want to have to go all roman on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
eat them all and then throw them all up?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
and eat them all again

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
Disprove the proverb.

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
TELL THE INTERNET AGAIN!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
YES MR JMG SIR
I have too much cake.
What should I do?

I also have too many burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
Get them out.
For the lads.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
send cake to me!
also burgers, but mostly cake
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
I would prefer free way of getting rid of cake.
Currently my idea is to call round friends and see who is able to come round and eat cake and burgers.

Otherwise cake and burgers will be slowly eaten by myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
that would work too i guess
i don't think cake would reach me before tuesday evening anyway, thus rendering it a bit less appealing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
but right now
NEED CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
CAKE...ITS A FUCKING DISGRACE.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
rape everything in a 50 mile radius

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
My penis is too big to do that. Also it is covered in cake.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
If you were a little bit more like britney spears here.....
twitpic.com/7e33i

You would get the same reception.

She's such an inspirational mother, women and musical artist.

I like here how here, she helps out a bunch of sick children, and avoids a distasteful publicity stunt.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
I like how there seems to be a rapist clown in the background.
And the girl next to her looks down distastefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
Why has Alan Cumming got a fucking OBE?!
that's what I want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
for his excellent films

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
All I remember him being good in was that scottish airline thingy
all his films he was shit in
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
i was not being serious

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
Services to the X-Men films.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
i think he was only in number 2
but I think he was in all the spy kids films
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
Oh, ok.
I quite like how the latest one tided up the first series. That Gambit and Nightcrueler characters were quite good. It would be ace to see 'em at the school thinggy and how that started up. I bet it's all money he's half-inched using mind-control.

Does Xcavia have the floating chair from the cartoons, in the movies? I can't remember.

Oh boy, I can't wait for more X-Men films, I might get 'em all on Bluray to watch on my awesome telly. Transformers too.

That's the kind of thing that can make a guy like me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
because he's cumming.
one does love a bukkake.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
He would be good in a porn film
as he wouldn't need to change his name to anything suggestively smutty.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
No idea but I always get him mixed up with pee wee hjerman.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
cake raffle
sponsor a tramp with cake
cake shoes
cake hat
cake gloves
cake on cake on cake cake
reinact cakeatoa, the famous exploding cake volcano,
cake bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
Think for yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
HITLER thought for himself,
and look where that got us.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
many many great photoshopped pics.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
with the added benefit of cake.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
I could leave some in moseley village with a sign saying "Free Cake"

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
smear cake all over yourself then determine your "lick reach" by seeing how much you can lick off without dislocating your shoulders
to ensure fair play, I will oversee this on webcam
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)