I'm going to watch the football.
We're winning!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

who?what?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

*punches the sky*

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

uh-oh

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

You've made it angry now

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

I fisted the sky and made it angry

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I would have thought a little action would have made it happy.
who knew?!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

I will know for the future
Fisting is a no no
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Maybe more Astraglide is needed
Astraglide solves everything
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

The voice of experience, there.

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

you can fit a whole vauxhall up him/her...with Astraglide.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

precisely
Mary Poppin's bag ain't got nothing on me
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

*shivers*

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

No! Mancienne!
What have you DONE!
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

lololol
b3ta.com/links/328595
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

Sweet idea!
That's inspired me to lay down some banging Mugabeats
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)