i'd like a dodge dakota truck
a nice yellow one
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

If I were to pick a truck it would be this one
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/Ironhide-movievehicle.jpg
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

ugh why do you all like ugly American junk?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

i'd kill a man for one
a nice fucking yellow yankee gas guzzling truck
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

but why?
they've got absolutely no redeeming features.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Neither have these women

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

stop swearing. it's not big or clever, and neither are you.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

You shouldn't put a comma before "and".

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

You do if you're from Oxford or something.
I don't know, ask Robin Johnson.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

I'd rather ask Boris

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

"Ahh, yes.. Yes, well ahhhh... Yes... well I'd be ahhh delighted to tell you but I appear
to have accidentally but comically dropped my dictionary into this dog's... dropping. Like a buffoon would"
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I am being slightly obsessed with everything Transformers this week

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Typical American psyche
"MINE'S MASSIVE AND IS BIGGER THAN YOURS"
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

When a man gets a sports car, people say it's a penis extension.
When a woman gets a pointlessly huge American truck, what is that? Some kind of substitute macho hunk? They probably give it a name and carry a picture of it in their handbag as well.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)