He didn't ask what you do with them.

( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

LOL!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

You know what?
You know the sort of people we were talking about down the page?

The ones who trawl the board piecing together bits of gossip to make up some ludicrous conspiracy theory that they can gaz round?

I bet they only do because they can't get it up.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

also
it
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

That really wouldn't surprise me.
They'd have to be suffering something like that to be excited by things which might be revealed by strangers on an internet message board.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

They'd probably live in some godforsaken grey drear-hole of a town MILES from anywhere too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Can we give them something to work with?
Does anyone feel like sharing?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Something about how you have sex with lots of different men and I'm conspiring with Bud on this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Right we've got the basic lie. It needs working up into something more believable I think.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Can't we just gaz it round and let it sort itself out?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

I heard that you once cheated on someone with their own dad.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

I was the dad.
My child is probably a b3tan.
( Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

I'd go for something a bit less believable, if I were you.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Oooh.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Even if he could get it up, it would still be firing blanks.
Tough times :(
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

I bet though, that he'd get really well levelled up on WoW.
To compenesate.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)