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a picture of SSG

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
1280 by 1024, obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/e4669b5cc2655a0f11eb/ssg4eva1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
That's beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
his he with angels yet?
i want his bird.. and that MoT twat stating that 'we'd obviously win'
fuck i hate the jinxy shit

and yes i am waaaayy superstitious
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
What language is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
Did I say something about the cricket?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
yes you said we'd win
mid game

poor show i say
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
If you look back at a post I made just before the twenty20 started,
I said England never win.

I got caught up in the game I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
everyone does
but you do not broadcast it mid game
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
Yeah you do.
We would have won a non-DL game.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
pretty much
*punches thor in the tits*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
We're going to win the World Cup without conceding a single goal.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
The only way we won't concede a goal is with three 0-0 draws.
With the goalkeeping goodness we have in this country, I say we go all out attack and hope to score more than the other team.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
let's make some of the goalies strikers
all penalties taken by goalies
and have 2 goalies on the pitch at all times (one disguised as a defender)
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
The under 21's put Joe Lewis upfront recently.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
don't know him
tough anything is better than playing walcott at the moment
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
I recognise most of those words.
Is it a film? How many syllables?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
We tried the themed podcast tonight. Abraham Lincoln.
It was still shit. Gil gil gil gil gil gil as a wise old man, tell me, should we just call it a day?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
here's the poop, balders
you're a funny man and you deserve a wider audience for your humour BUT the podcast is the wrong format

do a tv show or something, script it and edit it and ask yourself "if this was on telly, would I really watch it?"

then HAVE A BIG WANK
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
build props, make costumes, go out in public and confront them with your twattery and film it all
then edit 99.9 per cent of it out so you have about 2 minutes of internet genius THEN it'll be good
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
Mostly, Richard and I would like to do something vaguely creative together once a week or fortnight.
That's the important thing.
And yes, a youtuberama might be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
tell people you're media students doing a project and they'll lap it up, the fucking cretins

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
I fucking hate students.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
then the snuff fans
won't be disappointed
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
Or a big book of doodles for no ones benefit but ours.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
no, that's another shit idea you just had there

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Thank you for your help in this whole sorry matter.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
ask your local newsagent if you can film a documentary about him
then interview him and ask him a series of sensible questions about being a newsagent interspersed with questions about whether he's ever been in a UFO
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
ooh local news piss
but i think yours has the edge
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
I COULD BE THE NEXT JEREMY BEADLE IF I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT.
*PUNCHES THE SKY SO HARD IT BLEEDS*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
an In Bed With Me Dinner/TV Burp style review of local news

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
make up a stupid fictional news story then go out in the street and film people's reaction to it

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
"The EU would like all eggs to be sold in metric dozens. Would you support a referendum on eggs?"

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
or do some cartoons, your drawings are ace

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
They're shit.
Don't egg him on.

Oh shit, I mentioned eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
Ahh egg, he said egg!!!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
Egg egg, he said egg!

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
Egg, like a bird's egg!

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
He egg-tioned eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
Oh vum, he menshelled eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
EGGscuse me I did not HENtion eggs
Egg feather bird oef tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)