STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!
I've just had a cadburys caramel and there were only 6 fucking chunks.
When the fuck did that happen?
I want my other fucking chunk.
What sweet/chocolate bar do YOU think is too small/expensive etc etc
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

FAT ATTACK
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( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

This is a terrible insight.
People joke about these kind of things. But incredibly fat people must be stopped.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

HAHAH!
I love the sneaky jump at the end..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

the idea that something that size can be "sneaky" is hilarious
like an elephant hiding behind a palm tree
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Perhaps sneaky is the wrong word
But it was a surprise to me after the brutal powerbomb. I thought the girl had had enough!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

About since when they started making them?
There's always been 6 chunks on cadburys bars.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

were there?
gosh I fell like a bit of a cunt now :(
I could have sworn there were 7 chunks....
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Swear on your mum's life?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Is it really that important?
Also, is it maybe Galaxy that has 7 chunks?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

I've never paid attention to the numbers.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Ice age heat wave, can't complain.
If the world's at large why should I remain?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Sorry
more pressing matters. I've potentially ruined my new favourite tee shirt by washing it when there was a rogue navy face cloth in the machine. GAH
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

bugger

( jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

Oops
Is it still wet? You might be able to save it by hot-rinsing it in a bowl with some powder.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

It is still wet.
I've put some stain remover on it and am hoping for the best
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Good luck with that
It's the reason why no male in my household is allowed to use the washing machine.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

I'm not male

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

I know
I meant that while you did it by accident, the men of our household think it's OK to put in a week's worth of shirts with a red pair of boxers.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

what they fuck gave them the idea
that owning red boxer shorts was acceptable?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

Not just red
But 'stone-wash' grey, green and the strange orangey-brown pair that nobody confesses to actually owning.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

Sexist
I've never fucked up my washing. Other than putting too much stuff in & having foam pouring out the machine, but that doesn't count.
( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Not sexist really
As it only applies to three men, and because it's happened a total of four times before. It's a precautionary measure. And not because they're men.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

You can buy colour run remover from Wilko's for times like these. It's grrrreat.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

Or those funny tissue things
You put them in with the wash and they suck up the colour.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

lol

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

I NO
If it is ruined, I hope I can get another one. It's a teenage boys tee shirt from Primark.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

omg!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

CALL NCIS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Needs more BM podcast.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Mars bars
They used to be massive. About as thick as your wrist. Also there are decidedly less Maltesers in a standard bag now.

Also didn't a Caramel/Dairy Milk always have 6 chunks?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Creme eggs
They are rubbish now. Still tasty though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Creme eggs and wispas are the only chocolate worth having.
Oh and boosts

But thats definitly it.

Oh and star bars.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

I don't eat sweets as a rule
I like kitkats occasionally.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

Chocopologie
Way too expensive...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

I think the world's rainforests have shrunk in size,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Nah, thy've always been 6 chunks

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

A finger of rainforest is just enough to give your kids a treat

( broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

I don't eat anything sweet.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)