Semi skimmed or full fat?

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

Skimmed.
Yes, I know. More for me then, isn't it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

hurhurhur 'semi'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

Full fat unless you're a fucking failure of a human being

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

That will give you a pop belly

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

Or you know
someone who doesn't LIKE full fat. It makes me want to vomit my face off.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

"Full fat unless you're a fucking failure of a human being"
No excuses.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

I give you three years before you need a crane and firemen to get out of your house.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

Because I drink milk that has 2% more fat in it?
5% of the whole drink isn't that much.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

Yes, exactly that.
I bet you inject it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

I'd like to "inject" you with my "milk"

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

LIES
you want to inject my eyes with bleach, admit it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

No,
I think you're quite good.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

<3

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

Oh Benji.
Why the hatred?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

It's his gimmick.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

No, grrrmachine's gimmick is to hate everything,
mine is to hate everything without a valid defence.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

If you're a fatty like me
You just bypass milk altogether and go straight for the cream
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

There's orange top now
Makes the drama of buying milk even more confusing for the discerning idiot
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

Does nobody read the label, then?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

There's no directions on milk.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

But there is a label that says whether it's skimmed or semi skimmed or what have you.
Don't tell me I've got milk-related hallucinations.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

But most people don't do silly things like reading when they go shopping
They just get whatever grabs their attention.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

UToL doesn't
he rubs himself up against the shelves and buys whatever falls off.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

it's up to YOU to decide what to do with it
video it and put it on youtube
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

BUT I CAN'T DECIDE!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

Semi
Skimmed taste horrible and Full Fat will make you full fat.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)