What's this 'friends' thing I keep hearing about?

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Shitty american telly
that went on for ten seasons and a spin-off series too long
( CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Someone I worked with once tried to kill herself because "her life isn't like Friends".
Shame she failed. Useless whining spanner faced shitsack.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

the RAND corporation Piston_broke
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Harsh

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

they're really lethargic enemies
they use a slow-burn tactic where they ingratiate themselves towards you, then they come round at stupid times of the week, nick your favourite books, eat your food, and convince you that drinking alcohol makes you look cool when it doesn't, it just makes you look like a prick, and then you die of liver cancer and they laugh about it then fuck your girlfriend.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

This.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

to be fair
she probably needs a decent shag after being with you
( CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

haha, no mates
and now I have cursed you with the red mark of Friends activity for ever more
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

surely he needs to add friends
for it to show red?
( CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

fuck knows, I've got the ridiculous shit thing blocked with CSS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

I had an unread message for over a year.
Can't say those red links bother me much.
( CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

you know you friended me?

( CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

I think it shows up if someone friends you
The whole thing is irritating though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

I've not got any friends added, just 2 fucking 'fans'
stupid thing.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Some kind of "social" thing that offline outsiders mix with.
losers.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

hahahaha
really?
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Yeah honest,
it's like what normal people do, only they don't do it in a chair
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I think the programme reached its peak with chandler in the box

( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Chandler's the funny one.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

funny prescription drug abusing, skinny, fat then skinny & old looking
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

its a tv show lol

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)