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Hey Fatties.
Give me your internet update.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
There seems to be a tedious teenager amongst us.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
That's no way to talk of Noit.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Noit is not a teenager, smartypants.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Who cares, you're Irish.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Fuck off, willy wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
I love you too Maggie.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Mwah!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
When isn't there?
But what we can only assume, is that it'll be MY fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
What I like most about your company JMG is that you're always willing to throw yourself on the grenade to save the rest of us.
You're a true mans man. A peoples hero.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I just ate a Mars bar and then a slice of peanut butter on toast.
I'm such a fatty fat fat. :(((((
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
You should have made Snickers Toast.
Melt the Mars Bar onto the Peanut Butter Toast = SNICKERS TOAST.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
ahem...
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=snickertoast
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Nutella
is for rural Frenchmen in badly matching le Coq Sportif clothing.

Mars Bars are for rock and roll singers.

YOU DO THE MATH(S)
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Sounds odd but tasty.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
I have a new hat.
It is purple.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
GAAAAAAAAAAA oh, wait...

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
I wish I suited hats.
I really really don't though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Give us a look.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
I have an inability to create PICTORS at present moment in time.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
God, you're shit.
I hope you die soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
:(((
Don't really.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Apart from the ability to send MMS pictures now of course :)

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
It is not working.
O2 are FUCKING FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Have you done this yet though...
service.o2.co.uk/IQ/SRVS/CGI-BIN/WEBCGI.EXE/,/?St=38,E=0000000002359531447,K=2886,Sxi=16,CASE=10431

My texting was fucked for a couple of hours after installing, but I think all is well now
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
People chatted, people messaged each other.
Other stuff I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Sounds shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
What you gonna do.
I've been joining in later and later.

I was going to have a run earlier but I had to cover a shift, so no running for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
we go from one troll to another
why do i get stuck on the naughty step but the trolls keep posting, rubbish forum is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Have I stumbled in whilst it's SERIOUS or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I've just opened a beer.
I expect to fall out with you within the hour.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
I look forward to having you tell everybody my profession.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
I've been for a VERY IMPORTANT MEETING in That London. Got stuck in traffic outside Wembley.
The streets were far from paved with gold, JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
That'll be the south for you.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Gold covered liquid perhaps?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
Careful, there.
Rough people.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Not like us heroes in the North.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
the North
woooo.
that is all.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
I've been decorating JMG.
Man's work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Steam is jank
what is the point of pre-loading a new release (which happens to be free), only to be booted out of their servers constantly while trying to verify the files??
Servers are too busy now.. why couldnt it do all this yesterday, and patch it today to work?
GAAAY
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
Ha ha! Yeah! That's great!
I'm going to imagine I know what you are on about here!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Something about gaming I think.
Like tetris or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
its a crappy (well, the servers are crappy) bit of software made by the peeps that made Half-Life
they let you download (D2D) the game before its released, then you can play it when its launched... in theory
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
What game is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Americas Army 3
really enjoyed the other versions so will be interesting to see how they have changed it (for the better etc)
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Ah yes, I heard good things about the previous versions but never got around to getting them.
Would download it but have ArmA 2 arriving in the next couple days. Will probably take up most of my gaming time judging by how awesome the vids on youtube look.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
I havent heard of this!
have you got a youtube link?

/intrigued
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
It's mental!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KK6Fo3Y0AU
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
Right on!
that video looked immense.. kinda reminded me in a way of Op Flashpoint in that the environments are massive, with many people and general chaos
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Yeah, gonne be a computer killer though!
Apparently the main island which the missions are based is 25x25km!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
Listenin' to Tubular Bells here.
"Two slightly distorted guitars"
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
"reed and pipe organ"

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Tried to fix my amplifier,
still doesn't work.

BROKEN :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)