Today I done a thing.
What thing (or things) have you done today and how did you go and done them?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Shut up a bit. JMG's on here.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Quick!
Fix the internet, mister man!
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

This one seems to be alright at using the internet

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

cancer

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

sage
sage
( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I...I...I...did fuck all
but i did it brilliantly
( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I worked and then almost bought a Porsche at a car auction. Luckily some people talked me out of it as it would have been fucking stupid.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

tattooed 56 stars on a Belgian kid's face for a laugh, silly bitch

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

How can you fall asleep
when somebody is repeatedly stabbing a needle into your face?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I like that she went in to get three stars done on her face,
and thinks that any more than that would make her look like a freak.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

could have used numbing cream
but even then, how do you fall asleep with the buzzing?
( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Perhaps they found it soothing.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Her english can't be so bad as to say 56 instead of 3

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

she could only speak french
the tatooist only spoke dutch and english.

Try a different one then, you dozy mare?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Alternatively, hold three fingers up.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

She looked odd.
I did like all the stars though.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I realised I should use my unlimited free texts
to tell twitter absolutely everything.

I haven't started yet though, my phone is upstairs and I can't be arsed to go get it
( CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I got excited about a news story
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8102432.stm
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I attempted to fuck with Wu-Tang Clan and then thought better of it.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Also gave blood.
It took a long time, my veins are shy :(
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I can't give blood when you're watching :(

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Probs for the best.
They ain't nuttin' ta fuck wit'.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Shame on a nigga.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I gave the Mrs a lift to the station at stupid-o-clock this morning,
decorated the dining room, made a plate, went shopping for stuff for a pie, cooked a pie, ate a pie and had three shits.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Learning to drive a small electric goods vehicle.
I did this by watching the health and safety videos (one of which was extraordinarily gruesome), learning how to use and inspect the machine, completing a simple practical test, and doing some theory questions.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)