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The missus is going to hate me soon enough...

(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
Why's that then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
It's highly likely she'll be the ex-missus by the end of the day...

(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
You going to turn her into a winter festivity?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
Pfft, Oh you...

(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
Because you're going to shout "SURPRISE, I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER"?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
I wish I could give her a solid reason.
I can't, though. It just doesn't feel right anymore and I don't want to lead her on when my heart isn't in it.

I feel a right cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
can't you have a chat about it and then keep shagging and being nice and that

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
I still care for her very dearly, but it's just not the same and it wouldn't be fair on her.

(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
so can't you have a chat and stop shagging her but be bezzy mates?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
As long as it doesn't end up with you going back to her in a month's time saying you made a mistake, then you have to do it
It'll only get worse the longer you wait.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
Exactly why I'm doing it.

(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Make sure you get one last shag first.
Or get her to get a joint credit card, and then do a runner after running up a huge bill.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
It is a cunty thing to do.
I did it, and I felt like a right cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
It's things like this that make me glad I'm a computer geek

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
Aye
Sometimes being disastrous with women can be a benefit.

Look at the positives Jim, look at the positives...
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
I was assuming he was talking about his computer.
Maybe he's seeing a laptop behind its back.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)