I found an old sound effects keyring, pressing the buttons made my pubes disappear and want to play in Boxes from Safeway.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

when did you stop wanting to play in boxes anyway?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

I'm in a box right now.

( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Has it got a brillo pad on the outside?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

No, that was Kersal's box.

( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

You are a horrible, horrible man.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

I thought that was the joke you were making.

( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

It was.
Doesn't change anything.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

Two wrongs don't make a right.
I retract my statement.
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

I stopped last week as it was getting embassing when on dates.
"Why hellooooo that dress looks lovely, come inside, welcome to my space ship...ONLY JOKING! NO GIRLS ALLOWED! GIRLS ARE SMELLY EWWWW!! 3 SECONDS TO BLAST OFF! 3...2...1! PPPEESSHEEWWWWWW!!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

You shout this out when you come, right?

( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

And boom goes the dynamite.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

When i've finished coming I start talking like Barney The Dinosaur
and I sing:

"I love you You love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
won't you say you love me too"

Then the prostitutes tell me to get out and leave my £10 by the lamp.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

Worst sex ever.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

do you have any suggestions for good quality hakama?
well do you?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

This one. Stops you getting sweaty.

www.ninecircles.co.uk/product_details.asp?ProdID=542&CatID=26
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

grand I think I'll make a DEPOSIT next month
one thing I don't like about 9 circles is they tax the delivery too, THE CUNTS
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

I used to get my stuff from Playwell as I had a trade card but they've gone down hill lots.
They were about 5 minutes in the car from me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

I'm using EuroKendo recently because I met them and they were lovely
also I've just bought a gold spangly dou for 92 quid

NICE
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

I've still got my first ever and most comfortable Dogi as it's got 2/3 elastic sleeves than you can tuck up and don't get in the way.
When I got my 1st Dan it took 3 months to get my belt as it had to be embroidered in complex Korean and I didn't trust anyone in this country to do it so my sabumnim sent it off to Korea to get done. Cost me £90 :S I swear he just got his wife to do it and kept the money himself. Probably says "Stupid White Boy Got A Small Willy"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

good job!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)