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has anyone else seen the HILARIOUS 3 ad on 4od yet?
the one where the ZANY WACKY standup comedian is talking about people looking at maps on mobile phones


i've seen it 100 times because it's before, during and after EVERY FUCKING COMEDY PROGRAMME and gets FUNNIER every time

rant: GO!
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
Is that the one where
you're watching a truly funny programme, interrupted by some arsestain who is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a funny person?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
I believe that's the one
It's like having a grater of pure unfunny smashing your face
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
the little prick
i bet he's done CATG

there's been some fucking awful ones there ( AND SOME ACE ONES LOVE OOH TFS)
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
Seriously, you thought he was good?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
i was thanking him for arranging it
he was a good compere
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
Oh right, that wasn't terribly clear.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
I watched a bit on youtube.
I only managed to watch a bit because my face started cringing into itself.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
haha
you should come to the massive one we are going to have soon.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
I don't live in London.
I reeeeally wanted to go as well :(
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
Come to the CHB bash
Some of the less retarded b3ta based contributors will be there for you to watch between your fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
I have to wash my hair.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
It was grim.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
I didn't know you'd been.
Who was on?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
Not at CATG, at the bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
Ah! fair enough
I suspect it isn't really fair to compare the two, given one is made up of professional comics and one is made up of spastic autisms off the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
I meant TFS's stand up.
Grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
"morning reports please?"
*crowd is silent*
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
yes
i wouldn't mind if it was a few different jokes, but it's the same one. and he's really annoying. and the audience don't even laigh. are you telling me they paid all those people in the audience for one fucking joke? it's just not very economical if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
that shitty Mars Planets one for Friends
especially the creepy old naturist guy with a luvvy accent, mostly because he's irritating, but partly because he reminds me of my old stalker
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
Mamma said knock you out!
YOUR mother, by the way
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
she's on the gin again

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
He makes me cringe when he does the one about getting to work by wind-power. His delivery is atrocious.
He's so obviously an actor PLAYING a comedian. Why didn't they just get a proper comedian?

Edit: Shit. He IS a proper comedian! blog.3g.co.uk/2009/05/3-gets-giggly-with-channel-4-original.html
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
I need links before I can make opinions.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)