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Oh god, I'm eating the first meal I've had today, and I feel so grim.
I sware, kidney problems are worst than the fucking chrones.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
I think I'm the only one on here that is ill once ever 5 years or so.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Except me.
Then again, on the one occasion I got seriously ill in 10 years, I lost my job.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
You lost you job you were so ill?!?! AWESOME!
You must have been burping pure SARS onto people on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Oh no, they just regarded any form of absence as evidence of "unreliablity", and accordingly sacked people left, right and centre.
Whether or not they'd phoned in sick in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
What's wrong with you?
Surely it's grounds for unfair dismissal, if you haven't taken many sickies?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
I was a temporary employee, and as such had no rights whatsoever.
Funnily enough, I found out Lord Gnome had worked there 15 years before, and had been dismissed for exactly the same reason.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Ah, bugger
Still, the dole office (if you're stuck doing that) won't look down on you; everybody's losing their jobs these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
Funny you should say that.
After about two months on the dole, my benefits were abruptly cut off (because I'd not applied for a job I hadn't even been aware of), but as I'd started full-time work again on the day I got that letter, much of the sting was removed.

It's a good thing I'm not a pensioner, or else they'd have probably sent a gang of lads round to beat me up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
They don't even check in an office down here, if you've applied
I'm not entitled to a penny now.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Are you claiming benefits you're not entitled to?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
No, why?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
Just checking.
*fades away*
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
They sound like a pond of spastics
Fuck em.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
well I have NEVER been ill!
BEAT THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
To be fair, aside cronic stuff, and stuff related to that, I'm only ill _maybe_ once a year.
But yeah', you've got beter jeans AN genes.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
Tresemme hair products keep the bugs away

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
Also doing the robot dance keeps germs away.
We should so hang out. We can come back with loads of girls and make sexface all jealous face as the girls I get with would laugh at his massive queerqueer face.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
The next morning of the b4sh0rz last week, I slapped my face, by using the following chat-up line....
"Come back to mine, sleep with me, I don't care if I have to sleep on the couch in my bedroom.... all of you girls, come back, and then, the next morning, walk through my living room in my dressing gown... I just want to see the look on Sexface's face."
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
Just do it for real.
Get a gaggle of girls from a rock club.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
I never get ill,
just colds, etc. I haven't had a proper stomach bug for about 7 years now.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
What's wrong with your kidneys?
Is it a side effect of the immunosuppressants?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Why's that funny?
I don't know enough about them, so I thought it might be related
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
For some reason the word immunosuppresant made me think of AIDS and it's ensuant hilarities
But thinking on it further I might be mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
Well, Crohns is an autoimmune disorder, so it's the same type of drug

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
Oh, gonzo.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)