what the fresh hell is this shit?
I'm not confused or anything, I just like saying that

dental floss?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

i'm off out in a minute
i can't stir these dullards up any longer, busy busy
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

mongy ongy wongly dongy mong mong chops

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

giggly wiggly meshy weshy
nyom
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

HELLO!
I see this name is catching on.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

/sticks around
/throws love and fluff
/hugs mongy
/plants a big sloppy kiss on mongys cheek

Love you too you nasty spiteful cunt. :) xo
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

mongychops is single and ready for prods.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

mongychops is a barbed wiring swallowing henfucker
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

henfucker?
Forum Bantam, Great stuff. No offence.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

i did not see that coming and i applaud you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

seeya poptart - off to work now.
Mongy, I'll be back to give you the love you never got from your mother after I get home.

Cheerio folks!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

there is no capital letter in my forum user name, you spitefull bitch

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

hooooooooo!
SNAP
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Oh no, not single!
He doesn't put lols in his posts either. What a bastard.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

its true and disturbing
plus more news later without bullying for joy
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

As long as it's from Montana!
Is there a flounce going on below?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

no, it's a regular who's been here too long and is currently bored of the place and having a go at anyone who crosses his path because b3ta has turned a bit shit
most people do it when they've been here about 5 years
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

The dreaded 5 year itch!
I'll try to avoid it.....
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

hmmm maybe he should get a life then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

mongy is a national treasure
but even good blokes get in bad moods sometimes
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

But in referring to sometimes,
I assume you don't mean months and months on end?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

i've not been awake long, i'm in a great mood, but it appears i'm single :(((((
still never mind
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

He should leave alone folk who have done good recently and caused no harm.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

Words on the internet.
Terribly serious stuff.
( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

If anything, I'm offended he's not insulted me.
I must be a background noiser :(
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

go on then
fuck off you ginger nonce toucher
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Thank you :)

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

I called you a fat spastic if that's any consolation?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

thank you also but it's just not the same if it's not mongy :)
INTERNET ABUSE: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

i might have a little cry dave, it's all too much for me, it seems my mother didn't love me and i'm single, online

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

I feel your pain Dave.

( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

are the two related, it's a bit oedipal, no offense, great times

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

perhaps i wasn't even related to my mother, let's see how this pans out

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

does that mean anything then?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

It means as much or as little as you want it to.
There's a lovely 'ignore' button if anything upsets you. Or that big red cross at the top right of your browser.
( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

haha
yeah, go on with you... dont dare walk on the 'talk' space. we will insult you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

I don't recall insulting anybody.

( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

v
ha.. wtf? who said? fuck, muppets.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

you seem to be taking a british comedy website a bit to seriously, have you tried reading the faq's

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

this hasn't been a comedy website in years
/board is 4chan
/talk is multi-user MSN
/qotw is a forum for autistic compulsive liars
and /links is the youtube comments section
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

you are correct in this statement, perhaps i should get more upset
or not, you'd think the couple of dullards would thank me for engaging them at this time of a saturday morning
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Spot. On.

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

ne1 cam?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

yes plz :D

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

?
haha... you're as dumb as her you silly knuckle.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

what country are you in? your insults seem to be a tad retarded, no offence

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

no offence taken. my insults are audience driven, so chances are you are correct.

do you want smaller words?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

i'd just like insults that make sense, bunny? and knuckle? i don't get them, try ruder words, you can swear here, have you tried reading the forums faq's?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

keep trying... do you need subtitles in movies too?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

haha
Actually, I've spent enough time on you.

adios bunny.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

if they are in anothe language then yes, have you tried reading the forums faq's?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

so, 30 posts and you're telling us how this forum should operate?
fuck off, wanker
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

you are as dumb as her... ffs.

Pile in you fags, have a go at me.

Yay... an outsider in our web...

Go for it bunnies... stand tall and feel important.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

is this what we should do then? will this help me not be single? you seem very good at this forum stuff, could we cyber?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

your best is weak.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

help me then, you seem to understand this alot better than me

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

I don't floss
BAD SP@M

I do scrape my tongue though.
I am off to London today :(
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

did you get a cheap bus in the end?
or is it a hire car time?
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

We managed to get the car sorted so we're driving down
GOD I HATE MOTORWAYS!

I'm having a neurotic day where I can't stop thinking I am going to die in some horrible pile up and leave my kids.

If I do die this will be a chilling post to look back on hahhaa
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

i dread to think in a car crash going striaght into the back of a lorry
carrying scaffolding and getting impaled after watching it getting closer and closer in slow motion
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

Oh you bastard!

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

or a grit lorry
all that salt getting mixed into your wounds as you slowly bleed as they fire crew cut you out..

but i hope its a lorry full of pillows or jelly
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

actually i hope its not a lorry at all

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

I've been in London for the past three days.
I kept it warm for you.
( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

and you never even waved to me :(((((((
you are soooooo single
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

Thank you! xx

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

i floss

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

..therefore I am.

( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

morning

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

Morning, chap. I hope the day finds you well.
Right, off to Birmingham.
( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

they day finds me as it does every morning
hiding under the bed crying.

have a good day in birmingham
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)