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News just in from Government sources
Excessive use of the words "Shit" "Fuck" and "Cunt" today has lead to an outright ban on their use on the internet over the next twelve hours.

Officials at the department of sweariness fear that if the use of these words continues at the current rate, there will be no Fucks or Cunts left in the country by 8pm tonight. Shits could well run out by 2pm.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)
shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt
shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt
(smoglane!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)
Now that's just irresponsible
You mong-fondling buggery git.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)
I shall
be needing a nice big shit before Fat Club this evening - try not to waste them!
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)
that was not a very lady-like post.
do girls poo? really?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)
And you thought girls' bumholes
were just for bumming when they're too drunk to protest...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
That's more fucking and cunt than I've had in the past 3 years...
/bitter
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

i heard that we're already right out of "bugger"s
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)
*Rushes to the supermarket to panic buy*

(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)
i'd not be so upset not to have the shits
but fucking cunts is kinda fun.

Team America?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)
What the watermelon do those cranberries know
about internet censorship?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)
Can we still say spackfannying arsetwat?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)
oh god yes
TESTIFY!
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)
Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker
/Blink 182
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)
"...and the winner of the 'Name Johnny Catfish's Baby Competition' is..."

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)
Cunting shitfuckers.

(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)