OH HAI TALK
Today I got paid £12.80 an hour to make candyfloss.

Did you do anything fun?
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

No
www.b3ta.com/talk/6241527
( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

What a cunt

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I know
She was really pretty too.

Oh well, I'm sure I can meet more people that I can patronise and alienate next weekend.
( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Is there a bash on?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

I hope not

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

A bash on
What Piston gets when he sees an offline girl
( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

speaking of which
does anyone know if he has done his stand up routine yet?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Apparently he did
And his dad heckled him
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

thats got to be the lowest of the low
to be heckled by a family member
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Hahah YES

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

YOU TWAT
I had caps on but I think it adds something to it
(PsychoChomp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Man regrets alcohol-related activities
IN OTHER NEWS

world still turns, bears still shit in the woods, pope's still catholic etc.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I want to change ):

( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

don't bitch about it then
do it.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

quit bitching at me

( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

this is an intervention
nobody on the internet cares about your problems,

*hugs*

haha fuck that, if you are that devoid of human contact that you'll accept that as intimacy you need putting down.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

What was your username before?

( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Elvis was right to shoot tvs
1 post in qotw about 3 years ago, gave up and signed up the other week.

what was yours?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Hermione

( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Wormulus' still shit.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

We make a great team.

( WormuIus, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Person puts someone else down on the internet....shocker.
Further investigation proves to find offline inadquacys, Comments on Page 27.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

You cunt...

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

i made a tiny sailing boat for mice

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Has stuart little been sailing yet?

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

he set off half an hour ago
i'm going to give it another 15 minutes before i use the remote detonator to blow up the charges i placed in the hold
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Good, I never liked that computer animated little twat anyway

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Just did an eligbility form for a job.
Failed it :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

OH NOES!
Im waiting for my degree classification...
Then hopefully PhD follows :D
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I'm waiting for mine to see the extent of the damage I did with my last two exams.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

I need this 2:1 :(

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

My predicted mark was right at the bottom of a 2:1.
I stopped applying for things I needed a 2:1 for after my exams.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

I was bottom 2:1 before exams
It basically rests on my dissertation
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I know the rough mark for my dissertation and that went bloody awesome.
My last two exams were worth 20% of my degree and went bad :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

OH NOES GOOD LUCKS

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I went to a summer fair and had some cakes.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Dim sum later! yum yum yum.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Did you eat them aswell?

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Looked for our missing cat.
It turned out to be not him in the end.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Is it your cat? that's missing
He'll come home eventually
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

is it black, white and about 10 feet long?
as if it is, then its just outside my house.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

That's a zebra crossing.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Was it on a stick
or being put into bags?
( magnum, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

On a stick
I was teaching kids the engineering involved in candyfloss making
So they'll come to sheffield and do chemical engineering
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Oh, I thought you were a gypo

( magnum, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

No, im a recent graduate still unemployed

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

And you want to encourage others to join you?
Join the carni, live the dream.
( magnum, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Yes, I may be doing a PhD, but depends on grades
I got paid to make candyfloss, that's the only reason I did it
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

candy floss is only good on sticks
bags are fucking rubbish
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I ordered my ecksbawks and pre-ordered fight night round 4.
omg omg omg omg omg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

AWESOMES LETS PLAY COD4 :D

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I'm only buying it for fight night.
Did you know, Sugar Ray Robinson fought 1403 rounds of boxing.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Oh :(
No I didnt.
Thanks for the useful trivia :)
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Did you know, Tommy Morrison, who played Tommy Gunn in Rocky V, had to retire due to a positive HIV test?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

No I did not

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Did you know, Marvelous Marvin Hagler legally changed his name to Marvelous Marvin Hagler so newspapers would have to refer to him as marvelous?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Marvelous Marvelous Mavin Hagler.....

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Did you know Roy Jones Junior was the first athlete to participate in paid basketball and boxing events on the same day?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

How many facts do you have?

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Did you know Rocky Marciano is one of the only heavyweight champions to have retired undefeated?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Do you have any mickey rourke facts?

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Mickey Rourke was also undefeated.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Who's on the bill for that?

( magnum, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

fightnight.easports.com/boxers.action?version=fightnightround4&id=Robinson_boxer
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

That looks quite good
I liked the other fight night I played
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

hallo
i went to ikea and now i am BUILDING stuff
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

BUILD BUILD BUILD

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

i want one of those fucking belts now
with tools in and shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

OH HAI HANDY ANDY
Can you build me a set of drawers made out of MDF?
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

put it on my list!
i've got a puter table, a swivel chair, a bookcase and a fucking coffee table to be cracking on with.

i may be a while :((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Ok, a spice rack then?

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

my car's still dirty ;)

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Fiver and some tea...

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

i'll wear you down

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Fiver and some tea...
and that's my final offer
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)