That's the Irish.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

No, they carry pigs under their arms.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

I thought it was shamrocks in the hair?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

I thought they'd decommissioned their arms

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

The Loyalists only did it this week.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

I no
I was being topical and that.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

TOP O' DE MORNIN' TE YE'S
BEGORRAH AN' SHOITE
( The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

OI'M BOB GELDOOHF
AN DIS HERE'S MOI FRIEND BONOOAGH.
SAY HELLO 'DERE BONO

"hello"

SPEAK UP BONOOAGH, 'DEY CAN'T HEAR YE'S
( The Neville What what what, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

If The Times is to believed,
It's be Sir Bono any minute now.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)