"In the name of God, the merciful, the compassionate....
....we come to murder people at random"

Amen.

The quicker all religion is banned the quicker we will see heaven on Earth.

If you see a Bible, burn it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)

Why would I want to sodomise a book?
Ohh... buRn.
( King Ralph is drunk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)

the papercuts put most off

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

If i had size 2,000,000 font
i would enable it, and then type "this".
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)

My pagan overlord demands a blood sacrifice,
and has chosen you. Kneel down for a moment, will you?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)

Sounds more like a bumming

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

And while oyu are down there
*unzips*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

Let's kill all the theologists!
And the meta-physicians whilst we're at it!
In the name of Paradise we must suicide bomb them!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

this
(but don't ban jedis)
( the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)