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Hang on, what?
WHO THE FUCK HAVE YOU IMPREGNATED?
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
some poor girl with the surname New,

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
Newt Gingrich's bag of Frazzles.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
Mmm. Salty.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
his nob has 3 orange stripes on it
he claims they are go faster stripes but I know the truth
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
His penis is a 33 kOhm resistor?
Handy.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
It's me.
I thought it was just another meaningless tryst on the tube. then I realised i was 3 weeks late.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
My on-again off-again girlfriend
Get with the times, Wicca'd.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
Have you never heard of condoms?
Congratulations though.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
She was on injections
It was 0.07% chance of her getting pregnant.

I have some sort of super sperm.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
injections of your hot spunky spuffins?

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
I think I'll stop talking now

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
I never thought I'd see the day.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Injections.... Rohypnol?

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
Oh, ok, as long as you're entirely sure she hasn't intentionally trapped you for life or anything like that.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
*facepalms*

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
It's destined to end well.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Queen of the spider people.
He's hoping to raise an army.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
Be impressed! It took me half an hour to figure out which set of legs to plunge for

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)