Beereet munckin,
Yee not too bad, been avoiding facebook as I've got a stalker :( You alright?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

sorry about that
I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UPTO
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

It's not even funny.
I'm getting texts saying 'are you ok? should I call the police? you haven't posted on facebook for a while...'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

I had a girl telling people I kissed her when they were at the same events and know nothing happened,
and she then went on to look for photos of nights I'd been out to and tagged all the photos of me, it was fucking creepy.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

I APOLOGISED FOR THAT

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

WAARRGH!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

I CAN SEE YOU UToL
Nice beak
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

*pulls trousers up*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Jeesus :S

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

i'm going to go through your pics and tag someone as chris packham in each one

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

or at least i would
if we were friends
*sob*
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Like I'd add any of you lot, cuh!
please add me, I'm so lonely...
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

You stole my purse, you deserved it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

oh dear
that's ridiculous
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

Captain Wow?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

lol
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

Nah, It's some 35 year old friend of a friend that I drunkly said I'd go out on a date with
Woke up in the morning and realised she was hideous and realised I was being silly, she is REALLY stupid too.

Now I get loads of texts and pic messages. I've told her I'm not interested and just want to be left alone.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

Go on the date dude,
do your best to put her off, it'll be fun.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

If you need any advice,
you know where to come.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

tits or gtfo

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

That's the thing, she hasn't got any.
The pics looked like as If I was wearing a bikini top.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

wll then, i'm sure you can guess at my next request.....
BUMHOLE!!!11111!11!1!1!!1!
( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

haha.
I might actually do this :D

"Bumhole picture. Then we'll talk."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

do it young padwan, embrace the darkside

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

I'm going to do it.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

what happens when she actually sends you a pic of her bumhole
then you'll have to talk to her

is it worth it?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

But Paul, think it through... BUMHOLE

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

MAD BUMHOLE

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

D:
I might just call her a mug and post it on Facebook.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

good stuff, remember take it slowly and before long you will have a picture of her on all 4's fingers spreading her lips with a carrot up her arse, great times

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

you've done this before haven't you?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

I can get that from most girls after one text of a smilie face.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

dark back
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

aw man I thought you liked my messages :(
Seriously though? Can you not just de-friend her?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

I have.
Still get text replies to my FB updates :S
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

But you updated your status at 17:37 yesterday
and five people commented on it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

That's because I defriended her.
bloody mental.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)