I'm so sick an tired of being reasonable.
I was just on the main board for ages getting really bogged down in a big politcal debate. So I put it to you, ladles and jellymen: who is best, East or West?

Hint: we get to eat bacon, drink teh booze and perv at girls in skimpy tops in the summertime.

(editorial note: this post is not intended as incitement to a serious debate)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)

oh
I thought you meant london.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

as soon as people stop trying to compare two items and decide which is best, the better.

it doesn't matter.
each to their own.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)

Note my edit.
Come on though...bacon...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)

but bacon is manky
and so is tea
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)

You have no place on this board
Go....and never return...

*shuns*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

She was one of us


*also shuns*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)

*cries*

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)

And I thought were such a nice, normal girl.
You'll be telling me you don't like fun next...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

well
many people don't like what I consider fun...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

You must buy me that dogging tshirt

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)

But without bacon, there
would be no norks.*

*WARNING: May contain spurious premises.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)

I haven't eaten bacon
in probably about 17 years
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

You must have eaten LOADS before then.
You have camel tits.
AICMFP.*

*...fondle, please.


( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

camel tits?
NSFW
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)

OMG THATS SO OBSEEN!!!11
CALL TEH POLICE ITS PEADOFILES!!11!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)

tea is shit
bacon kicks arse.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)

Up yours, Johnny Foreigner!
*slurps for En-ger-land*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)

Pork is the future
See

www.infinitytrading.com/pork_belly_futures_options.htm
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)

*Porks*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)

I have to say west
but even with all that lovely Bacon we still those fucking frogs just over the way...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)

I guess that you mean middle east
and not the lands of sex tourism and heroin?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)

Norwich?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)

Sex tourism in Norwich
is Sunday lunch round your mum's.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)

*rifles through knicker drawer while Mum's stirring the gravy*


yes, 'stirring the gravy' could be euphemism
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)

I mean 'East' in the 'lazy fuckwit journalist' sense
of the 'the Islamic world in general'.

But Hindus are forbidden from eating burgers, so it might as well go for them as well.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)

Not true
They can eat veggie burgers


/Irritatingly pedantic
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

ly pedantic
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)

Its almost like you want to die horribly:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

Fred West!
He da best!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

He fucks girlies
With sliced off breasts.

*feels ashamed of self*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)

BOOBIES!
*turns into a political debate*
( MrA, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

I live in the
East midlands, which is way better than the West midlands. Depends where you are standing though, if you are on the west coast of Wales, Birmingham is east etc.

Personally though, all foreigners are cunts as are half the indiginous population.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)

west
practically no contest
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

SPACE!
You can do all those things WHILE FLOATING IN PURE SCIENCE!
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)