Nudge.
My favourite pub has been saved and I'm off to celebrate soon. Anybody drinking tonight or something?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Who wants to see Kerry Katona's vagina?

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

Not a single person
She's just too...yucky
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

WRONG

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

well, once you've had a look, tell me what it was like
I shall live vicariously through you.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

It looks like a minge

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

It looks like Kerry Katona's vagina.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

Hold on, your profile says you're a girl
This wont do, all girls on /talk are required by law to at least pretend that they like muff diving
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

whoops, I forgot sorry
MMMMMM, YUMMY MINGE
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Thats the spirit

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

NEAR THE TOP
I'm a girl and I like the cock too much to even pretend I like muff diving.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

*frantic sweaty handed gazzing*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

The gf said that she loves meat, but her religion makes her eat fish on Friday
I can only hope that this is a metaphor for the best religion ever.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

I'M IN

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

There you go Nsfw
( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

She looks petrified..

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

It was you behind the camera wasnt it?
Cock in hand, possibly singing your version of the scooby doo song gently...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

Well thats me creeped out.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

I think she had a suddenly flash forward of her entire life just as the camera went off

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

At least it's a tasteful, arty pose.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

I like the way she's holding her hair in both of her hands
like a symbol of the duality of women, or summink, innit
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

That would be the eternal collar/cuffs duality?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

"as above, so below"
it's like a Microcosm/Macrocosm statement for our times
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

do they have real ales?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

Yes

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

not really
it'll put me off my Iceland microwave kebab
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

+cavernous

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

I'm designated driver

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

I'm packing tonight
packing then drinking tomorrow night, then more packing on Saturday.

Christ I hate packing.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

where are you goooooooooooiiiiiiiiiing?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

moving house
not holidaying unfortunately
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

OOOooooooooh

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Saved from what?
Being turned into a Scream pub?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

It was going to be demolished, to make way for a car park.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

I'll have some alcohol
to celebrate the awesome mechanicking I did this afternoon. I'm a fucking genius.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Congrats!
Honda Accord?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

Fuck off
six-cylinder BMW. Split vacuum hose under the throttle body dribbling overflow oil and confusing the AFM into the bargain.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

Fluffy dice?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Only cunts use fluffy dice

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Good point.
Got any?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

I think I have some in a box
for when I buy a Mk I Granada Coupe. AND ONLY THEN.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

Can someone tell me where this Accord stuff comes from?

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

No.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

some QOTW answer
i'm sure someone will have it bookmarked
( well, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

It got deleted.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

A QOTW answer.
From what I remember, the answer involved someone pinning someone else to a wall with a Honda Accord and beat them up.

Someone else will tell this better.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Goodness

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

you're missing some context here
from what i remember his actions where perfectly reasonable
( well, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Some creep looking at his bird?

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

the bloke who got beaten up was a twat
I'm pretty sure that covers it legally.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

there's a chance that my post up there was not completely serious

( well, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Probability's good I was rolling with it.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

yes






www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post423260#post423289
( weaver., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Thanks

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Going to a gig.
Even though I paid for her ticket, I still seem to be driving. Doesn't seem right.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Beat the shit out of her later.
Nothing like beating the wife to vent frustration.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

Hurray!
It's shit when pubs close.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Viva La Vulcan
save-the-vulcan.blogspot.com/
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

Brill
Looks like a nice little place
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

Anyone know anything about bringing bikes on planes?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

What airline are you flying with?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Raleigh International

( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Aer Arann.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

Christ, no idea sorry.
I'd guess that you would have to put it in the hold. Probably best off giving them a ring. When are you going?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

About two weeks, nothing booked yet.
Just wondering if anyone here had done it before.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Paragraph 2.7 and appendix A
www.aerarann.com/about_us/passenger_information.htm#baggage
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

haha, fuck's sake, I didn't even look.
Mnnngh. Cheap enough!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

Depends. Might be cheaper just to rent one there.

( Malchick, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

I'm moving there.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

So where do I send the invoice for the consultancy fee to?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

They have to have their own seat.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Its the works night out tomorow
A leaving do for a Scottish lass who loves teh whiskey
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

No
Last night I drank 5 pints of snakebite after not drinking for ages, and will be holding off the booze for now. I'm surprised I didn't go into liver failure.

After being on lots of pills too, I mean.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)