NEWS REPORTS are conflicting here
one source confirms MJs death others confirm hes in a coma.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

I dont imagine indian food is the answer here.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

CHINESE FOOD

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Dammit I want a korma
bloody hungry now, thanks a fucking lot Michael
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

News reports not telling the truth?
What next?
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

PETER! YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I don't like it, but I'll have go along with it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Look down at the ground and say "Sorry"

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

Say it like you mean it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Now saying he arrived at hospital in a coma but now pronounced dead

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

that's a funny way to pronounce coma

( spacefish bong!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

scone

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

boomerang

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

i reckon he's faking his own death
and he's off to live on the moon with aswad
( spacefish bong!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

You know what's really grinding my gears?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Not disengaging the clutch fully?

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

no no no no no
That Lindsay Lohan
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

sub-prime lohans are the cause of the recession

( spacefish bong!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Abe's 24hr Gear Grinding Service?
Gears on your mind? Let us take care of the grind!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

i wanted to know what was going on that's why I'm at this site
i go to the BBC news site when I want a bit of banter
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

He is mostly non-organic anyway.
So I'm guessing he's been dead for a long time.
( Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

some one just posted this on digg:
Farah Fawcett must be pissed right now. Thunder successfully stolen.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

See also: Mother Tharesa

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

,
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(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)