i want proof! hard facts!
can the bbc confirm this?
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

They did on News 24

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

His nose testified

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

I won't believe it until I see a press statement

( SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

They could just shove his body in Madame Tussauds
They wouldn't need to make a waxwork.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

If they cremated him, would he shrink like a crisp packet?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

Crisp packets are shit now
they don't shrink like that anymore
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

They quoted TMZ though.
Citation fail.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

No, they quoted Press Association you twat.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)