How can you report such trifles
when there are far more important issues at stake?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Bloody Australians

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

FUCK YES
The world needs more stoned animals.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

that. is. fucking. brilliant.

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

there is a picture of me online somewhere interferring with a wallaby at australia zoo, i can't find it tho, so here's a fish
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1206370899/20060915france0011.jpg
( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

I bet, you know, with a fish mouth that size
well, you know... you did, didn't you?

I wouldn't blame you.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Your silence says enough.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

hactually
to calm a carp down you have to stick your thumb in its mouth.


that looks like a very calm carp.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

to calm a llama down, you have to get off with it
calm a llama down. calm a llama deep down in the ocean, blue like a barnacle... etc
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Sitting in a tight place, laughing at a monkey, oh pulling like a china boy....

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

carroway, caroway, carroway
noise!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Boing tikka massala, boing tikka
EEEEEEEEEYO!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

modern angling shuns that old practice, if the carp is played properly before being landed it should be calm on the bank anyway

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Ahh I see

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

blimey, that's a big fish

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

nah, it's just very close to the camera
and the man holding it is smaller even than you.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

oh dear
the quality of the witty banter under that story is so high, I might have to return my B3ta membership card and defect to replying to bbc stories
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

From the comments section:
I resent this report that we are high as a kite and making crop circles! I haven't been stoned since 1971. A few young hoppers eat the wrong plant and you trash our species in the news. What's this world coming to!
Wally Baby, Australia Bush

I'm guessing the man who posted this has a collection of humourous ties.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

those jumpy little buggers
stealing all our heroin
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

They need a smack.
sorry.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)